When Attracting Investors Go Ugly Early

When Attracting Investors Go Ugly Early


If you want to make money from your idea, you must be unique in your ability to execute it. Sometimes you have a great idea – a game-changing idea; an idea that’s worth a billion dollars – so you start thinking about how to make it a reality and you quickly realise that you don’t have sufficient capital, technical expertise and/or time.

At this point you’re faced with two choices: 

Option 1: Be paranoid

Start worrying someone will steal your genius idea. Insist on NDAs before sharing. Start fantasising about selling your idea to a giant corporation that is so lethargic it would never be able to come up with your idea.

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Option 2: Share

Start telling everyone about your idea. Share it on Twitter or Facebook. Tell the world!

Option 1 is a dead-end filled with losers. Option 2 carries the small chance that you get ten people who validate your idea and you can take the next step.

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Option 1 deprives the world of your idea and leads to you muttering: “I thought of Facebook long before Zuckerberg,” whilst sipping a late-harvest semi-sweet wine with ice. Option 2 gives you a small shot at being part of a bigger story, and at the very least, gives the world a chance to benefit from your idea, even if you enjoy no financial upside (or credit).


Get screwed early

If someone steals your idea and makes a success of it, tough luck. If your contribution is not critical to the realisation of the idea, then the idea is worthless. At the very least, you can identify crooks early on. The world is full of crooks. Giving people an opportunity to screw you early is a great way to filter bad people from your life.

Build a track record

Okay, so you’ve got the idea. Now you need funding — you need a shareholder. First, you need a network. Cold calls rarely work. Investors work on personal references. With luck, your parents or your friends or your colleagues can plug you into a capital network.

If you weren’t born lucky, you have to make your own luck. The shortcut is to marry rich, although that usually results in long-term unhappiness.

The long route is: Go work at a reputable company, build a track record and strong relationships that you can leverage when you are ready to start your own business.

Related: When Angel Investors Reject Your Plan

Go ugly early

Once you have access to a network, you need to attract investors’ attention. Getting the attention of an investor is a bit like finding love at a bar. If you’re like me and you always struggled to attract good-looking members of the opposite sex, employ the ‘go ugly early’ strategy.

The same strategy works when it comes to chasing funding. Instead of chasing the most attractive person in the room, head straight for the hunchback. This will save you time. Also, it will gain the attention of the most attractive person in the room. “That’s weird, why is that guy not talking to me? Everyone always talks to me!”

Here’s the thing: The key to the ‘go ugly early’ strategy is to be noticed. It’s no good chatting up the hunchback if Leonardo Dicaprio can’t see you doing it.

Close the deal

Okay, assuming you can attract interest, you need to close the deal. Get the basics right. Dress smart, have your forecasts on hand, be clear that you’re in it for the money (not to save the world). Most importantly, show your passion. People don’t invest in excel spreadsheets — people invest in dreams. Sell the dream.

If you don’t close the deal, don’t sweat it. Move to the next girl (or guy) at the bar. Remember, the best investors are hard to get. If someone seems too eager to give you cash, think twice. Easy cash is like easy sex. It normally comes with STDs…

Raising money is all about people. Be yourself and the right person will choose you. If you try to be someone that you’re not, you may find yourself in bed with the wrong person. And shareholding relationships are like the mafia: It’s hard getting in, but it’s much harder getting out.

Alan Knott-Craig
Alan Knott-Craig is a successful entrepreneur and best selling author. Founder of over 20 companies in the tech space, he was named as a Young Global Leader by the World Economic Forum in 2009.

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